YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Ron Burgundy: Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair. Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry. Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. Veronica Corningstone: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story, Ron. Ron Burgundy: I'll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper. Veronica Corningstone: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.īrian Fantana: I'm telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron's head.īrick Tamland: That's a good one. And then our children will form a family band. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women. Ron Burgundy: The intimate times? Outta sight, my man.īrian Fantana: No, the other thing - love. Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. 60% of the time, it works every time.īrian Fantana: Well. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.īrian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Blackbeard's Delight.īrian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.īrian Fantana: I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.īrian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. The mood is tense I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together!īrian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. I miss your laugh!Ĭhamp Kind: I miss your musk. I miss you so damn much! I miss being with you. You're a member of the Channel Four News Team.Ĭhamp Kind: We need you. News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick!īrian Fantana: Woah, what's that smell?Ĭhamp Kind: The bottom line is you've been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. News Station Employee: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. Oh, excuse me.īrian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people. Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper. Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.īrian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady. Public TV News Anchor: Blade!įighter: Here ya go, mate!įrank Vitchard: Ah! I did not see that one coming! Here it goes down, down into my belly.įrank Vitchard: I am gonna straight-up murder your ass! Ron Burgundy: The human torch was denied a bank loan.The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair. In fact, after falling for Veronica and then messing up on camera and having San Diego hate him all of a sudden, Ron spirals out of control in the now-iconic comedy.Ron Burgundy: You're so wise. On July 9, 2004, fans were first introduced to the Channel 4 News Team (from the 1970s)-made up of Ron Burgundy ( Will Ferrell), Brian Fantana ( Paul Rudd), Brick Tamland ( Steve Carell) and Champ Kind ( David Koechner)-and boy was this squad hilarious.Īfter Veronica Corningstone ( Christina Applegate) was brought into the San Diego news station to switch things up and show an Anchor lady on screen, the testosterone-filled office did not take it well. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is officially 15 years old and while we are trying to stay classy here, we're sort of in a glass case of emotion about this major movie milestone.
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